John Jaret is an actor.
You may have seen John Jaret on television, but probably not.
As you can see, John Jaret is kind of a tool.
Sometimes, even the greatest television shows will cast a mediocre actor, like John Jaret.
See John Jaret play Someone Else in this ad for the Rhode Island Blood Center.
Look at John Jaret's dumb face slinging chicken. Normally he just slings mediocrity.
See John Jaret play Someone Else working hard. This is a stretch for John Jaret. John Jaret is lazy.
This one has great insight into John Jaret's relationships with children. Children tend to abuse John Jaret.
See John Jaret wear a gorilla mask. This might be his most tolerable work.
This is John Jaret's "travel vlog" where he recites Wikipedia.
See John Jaret play Someone Else reading a 'Thank You' card. John Jaret does not send nor receive 'Thank You' cards.
...dafuq is this?
This is a hodgepodge of all the stuff above, but every actor needs a reel. This is John Jaret's. If you feel guilty for feeling good, watch this.
Listen to John Jaret's pathetic voice.
Do you have more questions? Are you interested in collaborating on a project? Send John Jaret a message, and let your message disappear into the ether of the internet.
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